In the spirit of Mother's Day, I cannot help but indulge in the cliche: my mom is the most selfless, devoted person that I have ever known. There is no telling what my mother wouldn't do if I only asked her.

But it's too much. She's too good.

Though her martyrdom comes with the best of intentions, there comes a point! In every child's life! When they need their parents to hate them right back, to not give a crap, to also slam a goddamn fucking door!